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Jake 3:16
00:49
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Jake could save us all if he shows up,
but who knows? and who gives a fuck?
it's just our eternal souls
it's not that big of a deal.
life will will go on anyway,
no matter which way we feel
so, praise be to Jake,
when he figures out GPS
save us, save us, save us!
this life is sure a mess
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D.T.F.P.K.
01:26
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i got a rotary red phone
callin' up for you
a saturday night all alone
sittin' in this booth
hail to the king
no god, no masters
i gotta ring
hail to the king
i gotta ring the king
a noble roman dictator?
stab him in the back!
burn the hut of their father, John
dominoes, fall in line
hail to the king
Death to False Pizza Kings
i
you're
we're not a pizza king
he
she
god's not a pizza king
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The Stinger
01:57
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you may know my name,
but you don't know who i am
don't make judgements about things you don't know about
cuz you're gonna get stung without a doubt
don't give the time of day
gonna try and come my way
well, i've got one thing to say: FUCK YOU
don't give the time of night
wanna act like it's all right
well, i've got one thing to say
i'm a king bee, won't you be my queen?
we can make honey, like the world has never seen
when you hear me buzzing
you know there's some stingin' goin' on
I've got something i wanna stick to you
but i know i'd die if i stung you
but what the hell? it's what i wanna do
i've got something i wanna stick in you
we've all gotta go sometime
this would be one hell of a way to go
what would i look like on my tombstone?
"Death From Stinging, Now Leave Me Alone"
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You are the Kyle
01:15
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you toured to the moon and back
all while playing ten full stacks
ain't it true, what they say about you?
so ain't it true, you bleed these crazy tunes
so ain't it true, been hearing these stories for awhile
yeah, it's true
14 fingers and one guitar
so, i was wondering
can i have your autograph
or your babies?
just face it, i hope you know
that you are my world,
because you are the Karl!
14 fingers and one guitar
fuck kyle right in the ___
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Downhill Domination
01:30
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throwing bottles and breaking sticks
drinking Dew and doing tricks
I'M TOTALLY AIRBORNE
oh my god, i'm falling down this moutain side
nothing i'd rather do,
than jam a stick right in your spokes
think you're going to beat me?
well, that's a fucking joke
downhill domination
dominate the fuck outta you
all these people gettin' in my way
gonna beat the shit outta you
all cuz i wanna be in first place
i can still feel that adrenaline boost
downhill domination
riding black diamonds and feeling fine
you know i'm gonna fuck you up
once we cross that line
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